Ummm…to eBay? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Say it in Russian! Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? File not found. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Negative, bossy meat creature! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Say it in Russian! Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.
Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Oh God, what have I done? It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Bender, quit destroying the universe! Guess again.
I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Your best is an idiot! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
And then the battle’s not so bad? Tell her she looks thin. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? What are their names? Really?!
Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! We’re also Santa Claus! For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! It must be wonderful.
You lived before you met me?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? But existing is basically all I do! Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
Noooooo! Do a flip! I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long.
No, just a regular mistake. Belligerent and numerous. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
Soon enough. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. I wish! It’s a nickel. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
Soon enough. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Belligerent and numerous. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…
Hello, little man. I will destroy you! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. She also liked to shut up! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. You lived before you met me?! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Who am I making this out to? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Oh God, what have I done?
No argument here. Soon enough. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? You’re going to do his laundry?